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suburban offroading 

When a person, or group of people drive on the lawns of subdivision homes, as opposed to the street. Similar to a lawn job, but with several random targets instead of a specific one. Also, destruction of property is usually minimal.
Man, suburban offroading in Mike's jeep last weekend was a blast. Let's go mailboxing next weekend.

Turkish Offroader 

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.
"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."
Turkish Offroader by BBone224 October 15, 2018
Offroad means to travel offroad
That last split decision when you decide you don't want to go through the tunnel or over the overpass or by pass the toll booth by jumping the concrete mediun strip at 100k's good thing your fourby has long travel in the suspension or otherwise your wheels and diffs will be left behind ~ or ~ overtaking that damned semi thats holding you up by cutting the corner (left hand bend) and cutting through the truck stop on the side of the road to squeeze past, or overtaking two vehicles travelling parrallel to each other by driving up the middle of them causing them to go offroad.
Offroad by rootyou May 16, 2006

Offroading 

Placing your head between someone's ass cheeks and then shaking it vigorously back and forth and making a motorboat sound. (Similar to motorboating, but to someone's ass instead of their tits)
Damn, look at the ass on that girl! I'd love to throw on my super swampers and go OFFROADING!
Offroading by Danimalicous August 23, 2011
Using a 4x4 vehicle, ATV or motorcycle to travel on trails other than paved roads and maintained dirt roads.

Also offroading, offroader.
We got a Jeep so we could go offroad.
offroad by OffroadGirl September 8, 2004

Offroadman

A brave warrior who is determined to destroy the roadmen he/she will stop at no cost to bring peace and balance to the world. They will be part of the Offroadmen, a group of people who are also each an offroadman. They are all very close and have a great community spirit. Together they create an unstoppable force of love a good intentions.
Tiers of offroadmen.

Teirs are like a kind of system that determine how high up in the offroadman community you are. Teir 1 (trainee) is the starting teir you are assigned when you join the offroadmen, it doesn't really mean much. Teir 2 (amateur)you have done a helpful act and been promoted you are now truely a full member. Teir 3 (master)you are now a respected member among the community. Teir 4 (grand master) the offroadmen have decided to replace a council member with you note: their can only be five council members at a time. Teir 5 (father) you are the ultimate offroadman and the respected leader of the offroadmen note: there can only be one father at a time the current father is Bob Wong.
Levels off offroadmen. Levels of offroadmen show how much of an offroadman you are note: these are completely different to teirs. Level 1 basically any normal person who wants to do good. Level 2 a little bit of a nerd, wears outdoor clothes. Level 3 full on nerd, dedicated offroadman, wears only outdoor clothes.
The offroadman council are group of teir 4 and one teir 5 offroamen who make the main decision for the group
BE AN OFFROADMAN
'he is an offroadman'
'I am part of the offroadmen
Offroadman by The Offroadman June 17, 2018