Offhanded
"Honey I didn't need that Offhanded reply to my serious question!
Should I get an Xbox360 or the PS3?"
Should I get an Xbox360 or the PS3?"
Offhanded by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008
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offhanded comment
Example of an Offhanded Comment
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
"Honey what do you think about my new vest?
(Offhanded Comment)Wow that looks like a rug my mom used to have!"
offhanded comment by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008
Offended
Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...
Offended Out Of Obligation
When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!
Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?
Oliver: Huh?
Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!
Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd
Oliver: Untruth! Bye!
Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!
Oliver: Huh?
Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!
Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd
Oliver: Untruth! Bye!
Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!
Offended Out Of Obligation by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009
recreationally offended
Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.
recreationally offended by challbruh August 5, 2015
Offended
Offended by blockheadseth December 25, 2016
offended
Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.
offended by geekmalone June 24, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.