geekmalone's definitions

LMATGAF

Lost My Ability To Give A Fuck

Usually around season four of any given TV series... LMATGAF.

by geekmalone September 15, 2020

Diversity Overload

Similar to an electrical overload, but with diversity.

Mike: I'm getting a Diversity Overload with all of this diversity talk on TV and at work...
Jen: Check out my new "Kente" scarf.
Mike: Are you fucking kidding me right now?

by geekmalone June 19, 2020

The High School Vanity Continuation Industry

The industry of service providers that allow adults to continue their vain high school lifestyles into adulthood.

Facebook and Twitter are two of the biggest companies in The High School Vanity Continuation Industry. Who would have ever thought that a billion people wanted to continue high school bullshit into adulthood?

by geekmalone May 5, 2020

Does anyone have any questions?

I am a soulless corporate fuckwad.

Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.

by geekmalone November 5, 2020

KNMM

Know Nothing Middle Manager

KNMM stands for Know Nothing Middle Manager. Seriously, who the fuck thought that having these idiots was a good idea?

by geekmalone June 26, 2020

Puff Ball

An employee with no skill for the job.

Sadly, most workers in the world are the victims of Puff Balls; managers or co-workers who have no skill for the job they are in, yet there they are.

by geekmalone June 30, 2020

offended

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

by geekmalone June 24, 2020