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off the percs 

When you are prescribed medication, but refuse to use the medication. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to
1. Breaking glass over Minecraft
2. Being a three pump chump/terrible driver
3. Drinking or spilling warm, “soiled” milk on an Xbox
4. Claiming to eat out your English teachers daughter
5. Throwing garbage cans

6. Excessive autism
7. Feeling the urge to scream excessively (ADHD)
8. Putting peanut butter on your dick for your dog
9. Being named Ethan
You can tell he’s off the percs, he’s loud as shit and scratched Wyatt’s car yesterday.
off the percs by JoeBurkhardt January 14, 2020
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Trippin off the perc 30 

It is when someone is wrong in a way that it makes them sound stupid, as if they are on drugs.
Person 1: Yo man, how do you think that they put ice in bottles but the hole is so small.
Person 2: You are trippin off the perc 30 if you think how that is how it works.

Off the perc 

When one is acting in an erratic manner that may be from the lack of an addictive substance.
"Man why are you acting like a crackhead?"
"Sorry bro, I'm off the percs
Off the perc by Hugh_ganus December 30, 2019

Off the perc 

Either when someone is on the prescription opiate "Percocet" (also known as Oxycodone, Oxycontin, and Oxys), or when someone is acting unnecessarily retarded for no reason.
Example 1: Yo he off da perc, he can't even speak
Example 2: "Why did daequan beat the shit out of that old woman?" "idk man he was off the perc
Off the perc by Percoholic January 26, 2020

Falling Off The Perc

A meaning when you say something very weird or cringy or mostly dumb and you keep acting goofy about it.
My friend is Falling Off The Perc when he was shoving hot dogs in his mouth.
My friend is Falling Off The Perc for calling my other friend a terrorist because of race.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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