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Cult of Clouds

When you walk into a school bathroom and see a group of teenagers(4-6 teens) standing in a circle juuling.
Student A: dude I had to take a piss and I walked into a Cult of Clouds
Student B: Really, wow

looks like the clouds are out of condoms 

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd
Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon

The Theory of Cloudtivity 

The theory that which all clouds can look like any object the viewer wants to see, due to all of the random ridges and displacements throughout them.
Person A. "Look johnny! That cloud looks like a sand castle!"
Person B. "No it doesn't! It looks like a tree!"

Person A. "Whatever, that's just The Theory of Cloudtivity"

cloud of anubis 

The large buildup of smoke made during an extremely large bong rip that is likely to make even the most tolerant smoker cough.
Damn man, I told you not to make a cloud of anubis on that rip!

floating on a cloud of titties 

"floating on a cloud of titties" is an expression used to convey a comfortable feeling of utter ecstasy in one's state of being.
Holy shit this X is AWESOME!! I feel like I'm floating on a cloud of titties.

Blue Cloud of Profanity 

A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".
If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.