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Cult of Clouds

When you walk into a school bathroom and see a group of teenagers(4-6 teens) standing in a circle juuling.
Student A: dude I had to take a piss and I walked into a Cult of Clouds
Student B: Really, wow
Cult of Clouds by Blue Clouds ☁️ September 17, 2018

looks like the clouds are out of condoms 

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd
Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon

The Theory of Cloudtivity 

The theory that which all clouds can look like any object the viewer wants to see, due to all of the random ridges and displacements throughout them.
Person A. "Look johnny! That cloud looks like a sand castle!"
Person B. "No it doesn't! It looks like a tree!"

Person A. "Whatever, that's just The Theory of Cloudtivity"

cloud of anubis 

The large buildup of smoke made during an extremely large bong rip that is likely to make even the most tolerant smoker cough.
Damn man, I told you not to make a cloud of anubis on that rip!

floating on a cloud of titties 

"floating on a cloud of titties" is an expression used to convey a comfortable feeling of utter ecstasy in one's state of being.
Holy shit this X is AWESOME!! I feel like I'm floating on a cloud of titties.

Blue Cloud of Profanity 

A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".
If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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