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Cult of Clouds
When you walk into a school bathroom and see a group of teenagers(4-6 teens) standing in a circle juuling.
Cult of Clouds by Blue Clouds ☁️ September 17, 2018
looks like the clouds are out of condoms
looks like the clouds are out of condoms by staples are tasty July 21, 2021
The Theory of Cloudtivity
The theory that which all clouds can look like any object the viewer wants to see, due to all of the random ridges and displacements throughout them.
Person A. "Look johnny! That cloud looks like a sand castle!"
Person B. "No it doesn't! It looks like a tree!"
Person A. "Whatever, that's just The Theory of Cloudtivity"
Person B. "No it doesn't! It looks like a tree!"
Person A. "Whatever, that's just The Theory of Cloudtivity"
The Theory of Cloudtivity by Tyler The Philosopher December 3, 2009
cloud of anubis
The large buildup of smoke made during an extremely large bong rip that is likely to make even the most tolerant smoker cough.
cloud of anubis by Shut yer f***ing dog May 20, 2012
floating on a cloud of titties
"floating on a cloud of titties" is an expression used to convey a comfortable feeling of utter ecstasy in one's state of being.
floating on a cloud of titties by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008
Blue Cloud of Profanity
A "blue cloud" is a dangerous area effect resulting from rapid, sustained utterances of profanity. Those in the area of effect experience either anxiety or elation depending on their idiosyncracies. Often encountered at truck stops or in the homes of desperate housewives. See also "turn the air blue".
If this therapist dislikes profanity, it won't work for us, because there'll be a blue cloud of profanity in the room.
Blue Cloud of Profanity by Baalorian October 11, 2015
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026