Pretending that you have a girlfriend who recently died of cancer so that people will feel sorry for you and/or inspired by your perceived bravery in handling the situation.
"Manti really Te'oed the hell out of that girl. She was practically eating out of his hand after he told her his ex just died of Leukemia."
When your in the car with the squad and everyone takes a turn picking a song for the queue. But there's that one friend who adds 5 to the queue and ruins the vibe. That is what it means to be
Kev-oed.
chipping your front tooth after inadvertantly receiving an elbow drop while mass myrtling
Hurd: "man you shoulda seen it last night, Chase dropped the people's elbow and Jenn got Jenn-Oed fo real"
Jenn: "i have a dentist appt."
Chase: "Tough Break!"
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.