Pretending that you have a girlfriend who recently died of cancer so that people will feel sorry for you and/or inspired by your perceived bravery in handling the situation.

"Manti really Te'oed the hell out of that girl. She was practically eating out of his hand after he told her his ex just died of Leukemia."

Te'oed by LiarsDontWinTitles January 18, 2013

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p-oed

abreviation for Pissed Off

dude that guy was so p-oed

p-oed by tha mann June 26, 2006

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Kev-oed

When your in the car with the squad and everyone takes a turn picking a song for the queue. But there's that one friend who adds 5 to the queue and ruins the vibe. That is what it means to be
Kev-oed.

Yo Ray why'd you do that, you Kev-oed us bro.

Kev-oed by The doodies April 18, 2019

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Jenn-Oed

chipping your front tooth after inadvertantly receiving an elbow drop while mass myrtling

Hurd: "man you shoulda seen it last night, Chase dropped the people's elbow and Jenn got Jenn-Oed fo real"
Jenn: "i have a dentist appt."
Chase: "Tough Break!"

Jenn-Oed by Dot Dick June 28, 2006

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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