Lease

Lease is just a way of life. When someone says something that just makes you cringe. When someone makes a bad joke; when something is not funny. You make this face :|

"Why did the Chicken cross the road" ME: LEASE

by LEASELEASE September 23, 2020

Lease

Usually a program to buy somthing you give payments of money to keep the object for a while but not actually buying, but nowa days kids have turned the word Lease into a word that may mean "give" or "bring it to me"

"Yo g i just got diz ill shiz shoes for fity dollas off a truck u down?"
"Yo LEASE me somma doz i needs em"

by 2 CrUnK April 4, 2005

Lease

What your moms Bentley is on.

"Is that a Rolls Royce from 2004? *proceeds to laugh*" "Shut up Jason! Your mums bentley is on a lease."

by Mr.DefineYourLife March 3, 2020

puh-lease

Another word for saying please but in another kind of sarcastic way

Girl: Look at my new bag
Girl 2: Puh-lease that's just a knockoff

by ANBgirl October 17, 2008

Pa-lease

A way of saying "please" with a so-called 'attitude'

1: Man you think you're so good, but I'm way better.

2: Pa-lease, I can beat you ANY day!

by TheDudeBackThere October 15, 2011

pur-lease

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Leasing the pussy

The act of taking a female out and paying for any activities undertaken, such as eating a meal out or going to the movies. In turn you are leasing the pussy in hope of in future gaining sexual favours from her. A form of short term prostitution.

Hey man, I heard your dating that girl?
No way! I'm just Leasing the pussy, she's gonna be on my dick soon!
Whatever dude, I think this one is gonna be a long term lease.
I bloody hope not, I don't want this one to drag out, just leasing the pussy.

by monkeyboymeilak October 30, 2010