octostick
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octofrick
The gay priest and the skeewa priest; people will burn once they witness octofrick's glory and the pure light that radiates off octofrick's teeth will send anyone to heaven. Will commonly use your mother jokes. Has rock hard abs to fight off non-believers. Only says facts. Only has tight buns since god only accepts thicc people into heaven. Eats dinner at 10 pm for some reason. Reads skeewa bible daily (top 10 youtubers who swore).
octofrick by octofrick supporter August 21, 2021
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Octatickle
Tickling large penises with only eight fingers excluding the thumbs, its more of a light tapping to stimulate arousal in the penis. This definition does not work for small or otherwise average penises.
She has an octatickling kink.
She octatickled my till I came.
She exclaimed her distates for octatickling
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She octatickled my till I came.
She exclaimed her distates for octatickling
Did you see the octatickle compilation
Octatickle by Toxicsolution23 March 25, 2026
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