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Octopussying 

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.
Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.
Octopussying by Martypoo April 17, 2009
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octopussying 

When the pussy wet and it gets stuck to a part of someone else's body e.g. a leg and attaches to said leg much like an octopus' tentacle.
Bro we fucked for an hour and after she wouldn't stop octopussying on my leg

Haha that's classic bro don't you love that
octopussying by Shela L May 31, 2020

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.
Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.
Octopussing by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018

Octopussing

The action of a woman taking part in sexual activity with seven other women at the same time.
My friend Tatiana was octopussing when I walked into her dorm last night.
Octopussing by Cameron1191 October 28, 2010

octopusing 

Giving oneself praise. Glorifying ones own actions. Taking credit for what you have accomplish before anyone else has. An octopus has 8 arms and they are all patting themselves on the back.
Frank was octopusing out. All he did was give himself complements. self praise narcissism
octopusing by Cuba6869 February 6, 2014

Octopussing

Male version of "Spidering". Two men facing each other sitting on a toilet going pee.
Hey man, wanna go octopussing real quick?
Octopussing by BerryHol December 15, 2016

octopussin' 

Used to describe a woman who is not attractive; not bangable
That bitch was octopussin', man.
I guess her body was hot but her face was just octopussin'.
Fuckin' octopussin'.
octopussin' by 김일성 September 6, 2011
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