Octopused

when you're an innocent little school girl, walking yourself home from the library and all of a sudden, you hear someone call you. out of curiosity, you turn your head, and your long pink hair flows in the wind, and sitting in the dark ally, is a hobo.

"what's wrong?" you walk over to the poor hobo, bending down next to him when suddenly his skin starts to tear and a massive octopus like creature shots it's wet, slippery tentacles at you, sending you screaming and sprawling into the street, somehow loosing your way too short mini school-girl skirt in the process. with good manners(because you are indeed a school girl) you scream and plead for the giant monster to be gentle as he wraps around your arms and dragging you towards it, spreading your legs and teasing you, letting you scream and plead.

"'ho shit, that girl just got octopused!"

by OokamiMariellaChan July 22, 2009

Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus

Bro i got doctor octopused last night

by Plaanz August 25, 2021

Octopus cream

When a guy comes in a woman's hair

Bro last night I gave my girl octopus cream!

by Quickndirty April 20, 2023

crusty octopus

When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.

Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.

by Black Dynamite 442 December 31, 2017

Octopubes

Octopubes occur when you attempt to wash your pubes in the shower by getting them soapy and pulling them out to the sides. This causes them to combine into thick strands resembling octopus tentacles.

"When I was in the shower today, I went to wash my pubes and by the time I finished I had wicked Octopubes"

by Psas May 24, 2009

Blue Octopus Space Station

A game on Roblox made by GamingBert52. About a reactor core on a space station.

1: I played Blue Octopus Space Station today
2: Cool!

by Aidxn_Dev June 19, 2021

feeding the octopus

Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.

Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.

Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.

by bri_bel April 24, 2017