Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.
Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.
Giving oneself praise. Glorifying ones own actions. Taking credit for what you have accomplish before anyone else has. An octopus has 8 arms and they are all patting themselves on the back.
Frank was octopusing out. All he did was give himself complements. self praisenarcissism
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.