obvidef 

a conjunctive word derived from the first syllables of the words "obviously" and "definitely".

Cait: Sara, when you get here this weekend can we get wasted?
Sara: Obvidef!

obvidef by cait kennett November 10, 2008

obvident 

an evaluation criterion which has no meaningful opposite but is mentioned to denote a failing of those who do not understand it.

Example 1
Job Description:
"... we're looking for an independent team player who works well with others and alone. The candidate must also be a self-starter and require minimal supervision."
Frustrated Job Candidate:
"That's so bloody obvident!"

Example 2:
Female Dating Profile Description:
"I'm looking for a guy who doesn't play head games, knows how to treat a lady, likes long walks and cosy nights in and appreciates the finer things in life. No losers or psychos please"

Winners who think they're winners:
"This is so obvident I think I'll look for someone who actually has meaningful scruples."

Winners who think they're losers:
"This woman sounds too picky and I'm no good anyway so I won't write. And it's obvident I'm no good."

Losers who think they're winners:
"Ah, none of those things apply to me. Obvidently I'm in there!"

Losers who know they're losers:
"I won't write. It's not obvident."

Psychopaths who make animal sacrifices:
"Aww man, I guess that obvidently rules me out! "

obvident by Kevin Garwood July 5, 2006

obvidently 

Obvidently means: obviously and evidently.

Guy1: Dude...The sky is really blue.
Guy2: Obvidently.

obvidently by Matt Kneebone August 8, 2005

Obvidently 

Combining obvious and evidently meaning; clear, easily understood, stating a fact .

Hello, knowing Joe, his car is obvidently red and small.

Obvidently by Ricky Bobby 05 May 29, 2018

obvidently 

only the evident and fucking obvious!

Obvidently I didn’t know she was a Karen. Or I wouldn’t have asked for her opinion.

obvidently by Urbanly Correct September 10, 2020