obliviant 

An individual that lives in a constant state of obliviousness. (Noun) 1.) Describing someone who can not see the obvious, though they have been told repeatedly. 2.) Usually pertaining to one individual in a relationship, while the other runs all over town with their pants down.

Mike, I saw your wife leaving a hotel with some guy this morning. No, couln't have been her, she slept at her sister's house last night. She needed some "alone time". Mike, your a freaking obliviant!

obliviant by BurningP July 1, 2010

Obliviant 

The act of calling oblivious while being oblivious; not being able to being ablundent

In the football lockeroom, Jonas called Liam obliviant.

Obliviant by Ablundent September 23, 2023

Obliviant

Obliviant is to be Oblivious and Ignorant at the same time. Someone who is too ignorant to be aware of what they are doing.

The guy walking his dog without booties in 100 degree weather is obliviant.

Obliviant by LittleKairo June 5, 2026

Obliviot 

An oblivious idiot.

Someone who stops in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket blocking the way with their trolley so nobody can get past and not even realise it. Can be applied to many similar situations.

Obliviot by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003

Oblivion 

The fourth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.

Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality

Because of Oblivion, I no longer have a soul!

God bless BethSoft for this gift to man.

Oblivion by Morrauk April 22, 2006

Oblivibitch 

A woman who is completely oblivious to what's going on around her.

Can you believe that oblivibitch just stood there while her child just spilled a container of bubbles down my child's back?

Oblivibitch by HBIC412 July 27, 2015

Oblivion 

Something inevitable. We will all die one day and there will be no one to remember us. In a book, a man was afraid of oblivion, that no one would remember him when he dies. It is the state of being forgotten.

Augustus Waters is afraid of oblivion.

Oblivion by Tfios fanatic June 15, 2014