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Objectfag 

An Objectum individual who is obsessed with their object partner.
Jake: "Oh gee wiskers man Dave is always kissing his laptop, Lila."
Jane: "Yeah he sure is an Objectfag"
Objectfag by lucyonion May 18, 2025

Objectacle 

1. A camp way of saying object

2. Spectacles that fold into a square shaped object
1. Camp guy: Darling, would you pass me that objectacle please?

2. Optician: Would you like some spectacles, or objectacles, sir?
Objectacle by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

Objectualize 

turn someone into an idol. a combination of objectify and sexualize.
dont objectualize jerome... he is a person too!
Objectualize by ilikeleah March 8, 2011

objectaphilia 

A person who is sexually attracted to objects.
I think my roomate has objectaphilia, As soon as he saw my new coffe table he immeadetly dropped his pants and began pleasuring himself.
objectaphilia by Boston Legal January 23, 2008

objectaphobia 

When John saw my new toaster, he wanted to hide under his blanket, but was too afraid his blanket would eat him. Classic case of objectaphobia
objectaphobia by MikeyBeeeeee January 2, 2012

objectual sexual 

I found a tennis ball on the streets and eventually married it, so that makes me an objectual sexual.