Objectacle 

1. A camp way of saying object

2. Spectacles that fold into a square shaped object

1. Camp guy: Darling, would you pass me that objectacle please?

2. Optician: Would you like some spectacles, or objectacles, sir?

Objectacle by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

Objectcluck 

A person from the Object Show Community that is into Object Show Rule 34.

"Wow, Jane is such a fucking objectcluck."

Objectcluck by Cloveryleaf July 5, 2019

Objectcentrism 

Objectcentrism is an outlook thats deems objects (as in
"resources") the honour of being the main focal point of social life.
The opposite of which is subjectcentrism which deems this honour to
subjects (as in "people").

Furthermore objectcentrism is the key to creating social equality.

The reason for this is that subjectcentrism models society as a hierarchy
of people and thus affirms inequality.
Objectcentrism on the other hand models society as a heirarchy of objects
and thus affirms no such inequality between people.

"Yo Lary, stop being so subjectcentric or you gonna increase

social inequality! Everyone know objectcentrism in the way to go."

Objectcentrism by Ivan Copeland June 10, 2018

Objectivley 

An opinoin, usually on a very subjective topic

The witcher 3 is objectivley the best game ever made

Objectivley by Pidgeon-Hunter October 17, 2020

Obestacle 

Noun

1. Obese Testicles

2. Big Balls that are so heavy, it feels like an obstacle just to carry them around all day.

Hey Matt, I’ve been tired standing all day with these Obestacles hanging between my legs.

Obestacle by Maca1ino February 26, 2024