obandonment 

The feeling you get when the world turns to shit and you search all around and Barack Obamas not found.

DONALD TRUMP: ""We have to be much smarter, or it's never, ever going to end."

LOGIC: (looking over a picture of Obama and Bono smiling on a two person bicycle in the Bahamas and a simultaneaous picture of Donald Trump and Steve Bannon ogling a big red button) "I'm overcome with obandonment."

obandonment by Terio Marin April 23, 2017

abandonment spooge

drips of water that probably contain lead, asbestos, pigeon shit and a host of other horrors, that fall on your head while wandering around abandoned buildings.

I was heading to the admin and a drop of abandonment spooge went down the back of my shirt.

abandonment spooge by Shadowsandrust February 7, 2010

Abandonment Culture

In dysfunctional families, abandonment culture takes on many forms of abandoning family members rather than having a sense of compassion, love and responsibility for one another. Abandonment culture can also be a part of society as a whole, having no sense of social responsibility for people living in poverty, homelessness, etc...

"We dropped grandma off at the nursing home because she's getting old. We're keeping abandonment culture alive and well."
"Your brother is down on his luck and is facing homelessness? He can't live with us, keeping abandonment culture strong."
"You're about to turn 18, we have no sense of family so I have to kick you out now as abandonment culture is a part of this defective family."
"You're pregnant, don't expect me to be there for this child. I plan on establishing abandonment culture in this family immediately."

Abandonment Culture by Roxass February 15, 2014

Hole Digging And Abandonment 

The phenomenon where road workers tear up a street and then never repave it; when people dig a hole to fix something in the street and never refill it

(also used for freeways and any other place road work was started and then left unfinished.)

Steve: Don't go down Pine Road.
Marvin: Why? They should be done the roadwork there by now.
Steve: Nah, they never finished it. It's hole digging and abandonment at its best.

Hole Digging And Abandonment by Nika Walsh October 9, 2011

Abandonment 

Your darkest fear. If you feel like you might be abandoned, tell the person that you think might abandon you about it or seek professional help with a therapist. Take my advice as a friend who won´t abandon you, but is there for you even if I´m not there.

You: I´m worried about abandonment and everyone I know leaving me...
Me: Don´t worry, I´ve got your back, internet stranger!

Abandonment by The qwertyuiop demon November 4, 2020

Cart Abandonment 

While grocery shopping you have a sudden gut bomb attack and have to leave your cart to run for the restroom.

Vicki! I had Cart Abandonment at Cosco again . I really need to cut down on the ruffage.

Cart Abandonment by Dutch Indian April 8, 2015

Wreck ASS Abandonment

What Moves You After A Big Fish Dinner

He had a huge piece of salmon for dinner.
Twenty minutes later it was "Wreck ASS Abandonment"

Wreck ASS Abandonment by mickey delphino January 2, 2008