o' cock

your own personal time reckoning in stable, healthy relationships. dividing your day into o' cock and no' cock.

"whats the time, honey?"
"Its miss-you o' cock."

by Krkič January 19, 2020

5 o'cock Shadow

When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.

Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!

by Mr. The Saint March 9, 2012

12 o'cock

The state of penis when it is facing north, 0 degrees, or 12 o'clock, usually tucked into the waistband.

"...and when she looked away I adjusted to 12 o'cock."

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

5 o cock shadow

It is when you shave your balls and surrounding areas and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 o clock shadow on your face but the one on your most manly of areas.

My friend took a picture of my cock and balls it was so clear you could see my 5 o cock shadow.

by MitchBoer September 2, 2006

Sex O’Cock

The time where you have sex.

It’s sex o’cock now.

by gregben March 15, 2022

five o cock shadow

Soon after shaving ur pubes they grow back and loks much like five o clock shadow on ur face. Also when a terrible job is done shavong leaving some hair behind causing pain and irritation

Steve-Fuck my cock hurts from shaving
Jim-You must have five o cock shadow

by onizzle April 23, 2008

Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021