12 o'cock

The state of penis when it is facing north, 0 degrees, or 12 o'clock, usually tucked into the waistband.
"...and when she looked away I adjusted to 12 o'cock."
by middlenameskip June 21, 2012
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6 hour shift

The act of adjusting a south facing and utterly uncomfortable boner into your waistband.
"You'd better do a 6 hour shift before you present your powerpoint."
by middlenameskip June 21, 2012
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