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NextGenUpdate
Joe: Hey what's up?
Nick: Nothing, just going on NextGenUpdate.
Joe: Ahh...I heard that place is the sh*t.
Nick: Nothing, just going on NextGenUpdate.
Joe: Ahh...I heard that place is the sh*t.
NextGenUpdate by LuK3S1D3R June 5, 2009
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nextgenwalkthroughs.com
An awesome video game website that uses the power of sweatpants and beer to defeat video games. Upon kicking the livin' hella out of a game, they post recorded videos (in HD def) of how to accomplish said task of kicking the livin' hella out of a game. Site founders Explicit D Dan and Beer Baron John also produce a alcohol driven podcast called Two Chimps on A Davenport. Most days consist of alcoholic consumption, updating their kickass website, and rolling golden over their newest video game conquests.
Maxx: Hey Matt, I just got flattened by a friggin' Hunter in Halo 3, how did you beat it?
Matt: Oh, I went to nextgenwalkthroughs.com and viewed some of their righteous videos on how to kill it.
Maxx: Sweet, High Five!
Matt: Shwoot!
Matt: Oh, I went to nextgenwalkthroughs.com and viewed some of their righteous videos on how to kill it.
Maxx: Sweet, High Five!
Matt: Shwoot!
nextgenwalkthroughs.com by mercboymaxx33 February 28, 2010
nextgenupdate
A forum for virgins with no lives who are constantly copying other websites material and posting it as their own in order to increase their forum rep, or as they called it e-penis.
Member 1: I haz found exploit.
Member 2: I haz found exploit too.
Member 3: Faggots stop copying shit from ps3-hacks.
Admin: Member 3 permabanned from nextgenupdate.
Member 2: I haz found exploit too.
Member 3: Faggots stop copying shit from ps3-hacks.
Admin: Member 3 permabanned from nextgenupdate.
nextgenupdate by Outsider5D August 1, 2011
NextGenUpdate
A website filled with homophobic wannabe trolls. They call themselves "hackers" and "programmers", although that only pertains to maybe 3% of the community. The rest are just script-kiddies who do not give credit where credit is due.
5% of them go on 4Chan, and 95% of them act like they do. Within the latter percentile lies unoriginal douchebags, for further information on the matter, look up "River J".
The site isn't all that bad, there are many people on it that are actually worth a shit (i.e. two very dedicated and legitimate members named Spartan Gunney and PENNSTATE. Not the only two, however.), but don't expect to find too many reasonable people on there.
All most of them do is bitch about the reputation system. You know, a number on the Internet? Instead of being sentimental, they're all materialistic bitchy teenagers that don't appreciate the fact that they themselves are being appreciated unless someone clicks the "thank" button. God forbid you -Rep them for being an idiot.
The site is filled with narcissistic, materialistic, naive and arrogant/ignorant FAGGOTS.
Anyways, there are many flaws to the site, but the few members that are actually legitimate (you know who you are, but I bet 100% of the site is going to be like "Oh, that's me", so why bother) make NGU the great site that it is.
5% of them go on 4Chan, and 95% of them act like they do. Within the latter percentile lies unoriginal douchebags, for further information on the matter, look up "River J".
The site isn't all that bad, there are many people on it that are actually worth a shit (i.e. two very dedicated and legitimate members named Spartan Gunney and PENNSTATE. Not the only two, however.), but don't expect to find too many reasonable people on there.
All most of them do is bitch about the reputation system. You know, a number on the Internet? Instead of being sentimental, they're all materialistic bitchy teenagers that don't appreciate the fact that they themselves are being appreciated unless someone clicks the "thank" button. God forbid you -Rep them for being an idiot.
The site is filled with narcissistic, materialistic, naive and arrogant/ignorant FAGGOTS.
Anyways, there are many flaws to the site, but the few members that are actually legitimate (you know who you are, but I bet 100% of the site is going to be like "Oh, that's me", so why bother) make NGU the great site that it is.
75% of NextGenUpdate = <Member 1> D00d, y did u -rep m3, br0?
<Member 2> Because you were being an idiot... I can point out at least 3 points where you're wrong, and provide a very elaborate explanation on why for each.
<Member 1> (Deducts reputation from user because he/she has to take criticism for once)
<Member 2> Whatevs. :)
Moral of the story? You're a fag if you're not like member 2.
<Member 2> Because you were being an idiot... I can point out at least 3 points where you're wrong, and provide a very elaborate explanation on why for each.
<Member 1> (Deducts reputation from user because he/she has to take criticism for once)
<Member 2> Whatevs. :)
Moral of the story? You're a fag if you're not like member 2.
NextGenUpdate by eXo Outsider March 15, 2011
NextGenUpdate
NextGenUpdate by John mothafucking doeeee June 26, 2009
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026