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Nutritionist 

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
Nutritionist by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

nutritionalized

Filled with the foods that make you happy and healthy.
I am so nutritionalized after this delicious meal!
nutritionalized by lizzyjames August 11, 2009

Nutritionized 

Mr Beast made this word in the video “I Spent 50 Hours in Solitary Confinement
This means to give your beautiful body some nutrition from eating or drinking
I need to get my body nutritionized

Nutritionist 

A young woman who after years of looking good suddenly develops a hankering for conservative politics, incessant Facebook status updates, and ingesting far more calories than necessary. Thus, despite earning money to help people lose weight, their own weight balloons to cartoonish levels. Foods of choice include: cheesecake, cheesecake, and CHEESECAKE.
That girl Megan was so hot in high school. Too bad she's such a nutritionist. Really let herself go.
Nutritionist by superjorge69 November 22, 2016

Nutritionized 

Properly Nutritionized my body.

Nutritionista

Someone who is highly interested in healthy eating, nutrition, natural living and wellness. This person might also be well-read on topics like vitamins, supplements, natural remedies, whole-body wellness, fitness, etc. Basically, someone who wants to live healthy through eating healthy.
My sister the "Nutritionista" - she shops at Whole Foods, is always drinking water, does yoga, takes lots of vitamins. Damn, her skin looks great for her age...
Nutritionista by The Tie-Dye Lady November 29, 2011