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We were properly spectating man
Properly Shitting
You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
Properly Shitting by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018
properly fucked
properly fucked by ricvol March 7, 2015
Properly Fucked
The kind of sex that from start to finish you feel over every inch of your body.
And when it’s over, you’re sore for days, yet riding a wave of euphoria at the same time.
Being properly fucked is something you feel in your body, your head, and your heart. You cannot wait for it to happen again.
And when it’s over, you’re sore for days, yet riding a wave of euphoria at the same time.
Being properly fucked is something you feel in your body, your head, and your heart. You cannot wait for it to happen again.
When Martin told Heather she was going to be properly fucked, she had no idea what she was in for.
She had no idea how badly she would ache for it again and again.
She had no idea how badly she would ache for it again and again.
Properly Fucked by Ur_Overlord December 22, 2017
Properly Seasoned
Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.
Properly Seasoned by MPRINZO January 29, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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