Nutritionista

Someone who is highly interested in healthy eating, nutrition, natural living and wellness. This person might also be well-read on topics like vitamins, supplements, natural remedies, whole-body wellness, fitness, etc. Basically, someone who wants to live healthy through eating healthy.

My sister the "Nutritionista" - she shops at Whole Foods, is always drinking water, does yoga, takes lots of vitamins. Damn, her skin looks great for her age...

Nutritionista by The Tie-Dye Lady November 29, 2011

Nutritionist 

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.

"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"

Nutritionist by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

Nutritionist 

A young woman who after years of looking good suddenly develops a hankering for conservative politics, incessant Facebook status updates, and ingesting far more calories than necessary. Thus, despite earning money to help people lose weight, their own weight balloons to cartoonish levels. Foods of choice include: cheesecake, cheesecake, and CHEESECAKE.

That girl Megan was so hot in high school. Too bad she's such a nutritionist. Really let herself go.

Nutritionist by superjorge69 November 22, 2016

Nutritionising

The act of temporarily eating clean and healthy in the days leading up to an anticipated bender, in a misguided attempt to offset incoming alcohol, junk food, and poor life choices.

Example 1:
“I’m nutritionising all week because this weekend is about to be feral.”

Example 2:
“He thinks two days of chicken and broccoli counts as nutritionising before a three-day bender.”

Nutritionising by Jared__Stewart December 30, 2025