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A young woman who after years of looking good suddenly develops a hankering for conservative politics, incessant Facebook status updates, and ingesting far more calories than necessary. Thus, despite earning money to help people lose weight, their own weight balloons to cartoonish levels. Foods of choice include: cheesecake, cheesecake, and CHEESECAKE.
That girl Megan was so hot in high school. Too bad she's such a nutritionist. Really let herself go.
by superjorge69 November 22, 2016
Get the Nutritionistmug.