Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.
Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.
Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.
Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.
Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.
by JHE June 1, 2009
Get the nutlock mug.A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.
Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)
2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)
3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.
4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.
5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)
6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.
7. No Women because they lack testicles.
8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.
History:
Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)
2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)
3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.
4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.
5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)
6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.
7. No Women because they lack testicles.
8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.
History:
Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
by One of the First Players August 12, 2011
Get the Nutrock mug.by Laika December 30, 2003
Get the nutcocker mug.An optional and more difficult way to play a pokemon game.
1. Catch the first Pokemon you encounter in each route/cave/whatever and nothing else. If you fail to catch it, too bad, continue onwards.
2. If your Pokemon faints, consider it dead and release it.
Additional/Optional rules include:
3. No use of healing items. You may only heal at pokemon centers.
4. If a pokemon that knows an HM move faints you may not use the HM. If no other pokemon you have can learn the HM you automatically lose and must start the game over.
5. Make a comic about anything significant that happens. You may be creative and turn it into a more original story.
6. Nickname everything you catch.
Grinding is allowed and any additional Pokemon that don't fit in the party may be stored in boxes. If all your Pokemon faint it's game over.
1. Catch the first Pokemon you encounter in each route/cave/whatever and nothing else. If you fail to catch it, too bad, continue onwards.
2. If your Pokemon faints, consider it dead and release it.
Additional/Optional rules include:
3. No use of healing items. You may only heal at pokemon centers.
4. If a pokemon that knows an HM move faints you may not use the HM. If no other pokemon you have can learn the HM you automatically lose and must start the game over.
5. Make a comic about anything significant that happens. You may be creative and turn it into a more original story.
6. Nickname everything you catch.
Grinding is allowed and any additional Pokemon that don't fit in the party may be stored in boxes. If all your Pokemon faint it's game over.
He tried the Nuzlocke challenge and had to release his starter after it was knocked out at the first gym.
by Fish lemonade August 20, 2010
Get the Nuzlocke Challenge mug.A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.
Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"
by Falcon691 May 21, 2013
Get the Nutsock mug.repeatedly using the number pad for entering numbers when the numlock light is off OR if something is not plugged in unbeknownst to you, you keep hitting it thinking it's not working
by Craque June 25, 2005
Get the numlock mug."err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."
"nice one, you fuckin numlock".
"nice one, you fuckin numlock".
by andy x September 17, 2009
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