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nutgoblin

A person (usually male) who is addicted to nuts, or dicks. This person likes to chase other males balls and slaps them till they're blue.
Wow, that noobs a total nutgoblin.

Did you see henry today? he was going total nutgoblin on his dad.
by McTitMeister October 25, 2009
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Nut Goblin

1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.
1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.
by Rhal426 May 24, 2009
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Nobgoblin

A species of Goblin, of the goblinus herpeaticmus genus. Usually minimalistic in hieght, this creature prays on men's private regions for its own sadistic pleasure. Nobgoblin's are secretive shy creatures by nature, often residing in small cracks and crevices. They appear rarely, only surfacing for food or penis. The creature's face has never been seen, but it is believed to bear resemblance to CJ during a particularily tough boot camp session.
If you dont stop it, ill get my Nobgoblin out on you!
by ScoutNibblet March 11, 2004
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Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
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NomGoblin

Small person, animal, or other being who really enjoys food.
My dog is a real NomGoblin. He'll eat anything and love it!
by bluewheel November 27, 2009
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Nobgoblin

(noun); 1. Similar to the Hobgoblin, but with a much larger amount of neebnobbers.
2. Can also refer to one who is unpleasant due to their multiple neebnobbers, often coinciding with a beanwanger
Example:

1. Spider-Man thought the Nobgoblin was even more vicious than the Hobgoblin due to his extreme amount of neebnobbers and large amount of buttwankage.

2. Carson Daly is a smug bastard and a Nobgoblin faggot. No actually he's just a faggot, not a Nobgoblin
by Bonwanker4lyf September 12, 2009
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