NuvaRinger 

What it's called when you pull your cock out of your girl and you find her NuvaRing contraceptive ring has worked it's way out during sex and is now at the base of your hard-on.

After we finished our crazy-ass 30 minute fuck session the other night I looked down and saw I had a NuvaRinger with Stephanie that made me feel like I was a bottle at the ring-toss booth at the carnival.

NuvaRinger by JLB2629 April 13, 2010

NumbRinger 

When one takes a shit for so long, their legs go numb and they have a ring around their ass from the toilet seat...a NumbRinger

Ray-Ray: I was over at Big Fat DaQuisha's house the other day and she came wobblin' out of the bathroom, bumpin into walls and barely standing up straight.

T-Bone: Whaaaaat????? What the hell was her problem?

Ray-Ray: That's what I asked...That's when she told me she was on the toilet for 45 minutes and had herself a NumbRinger.

T-Bone: Damn dude...that's the worst...she must go 3 bills. Did you see the ring?

Ray-Ray: Naw...her's legs was numb so I took her word for it.

T-Bone: Smart.

Ray-Ray: NumbRinger smart!

NumbRinger by Bizboo November 10, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016