nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.

Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.

nut stroke by Twisted' Doctor March 2, 2018

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Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR)

Stroke to nut ratio. The amount of strokes to attain sexual releasing during sexual intercourse, or personal satisfaction.

Don Juan: Hey, I just beat my Stroke Nut Ration (SNR) record of 35....I got to 36. I would've gotten higher, but I thought of a guy's '
dick/asshole...It sucks; I got jizz all over my courderoy.

Homeboy: Did you just get done masterbating?

Don Juan: Yeah dude, 36 strokes and I'm done!

Homeboy: What is that your Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR)?

Don Juan: 36.

Stroke to Nut Ratio (SNR) by StAmJoSu December 3, 2011

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Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

Stroke to nut ratio by Jerkin July 28, 2016

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netstroke

The act of posting replies to someone's blog entries, sending them IMs or SMS messages, modding up their forum posts or otherwise justifying their actions on the Net as a lead up to a booty call, asking for admin privileges, etc.

Dave's been posting an unusual number of positive comments to my blog, I get the feeling he's netstroking me.

The series of fifteen IMs waiting for me on my machine at home from Tom was a serious netstroke.

netstroke by Spirit Bear July 26, 2007

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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