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Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
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"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005
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Numnut (n)This term is usually used to describe one of little intelligence or thought. It originates from the term numb nut meaning that ones nut, or head in this case, is numb i.e. the numnut has little to no activity in the head.
"i sprayed deodorant on my hair this morning and used my hair spray under my arms"
"oh you numnut"
Numnut by louisCo April 10, 2006
A nubnut is a person who is extremely awkward. They tend to create awkward silences, creep on attractive people, and do awkward things like save wrapping paper, keep endless amounts of paper bags in the backpack, drop glass bottles, and stare at blank walls. Many people gain amusement from a nubnut even if it is not the nubnut's goal. A nubnut can be a very lovable person, but usually they are clueless and cute. Friend a nubnut, they can always make you laugh.
"Woah, I can see messages in the clouds!"
"You're such a nubnut!"

Look at that girl saving her Christmas napkins in her lunchbox. What a nubnut!
nubnut by nubnut71 December 23, 2010
1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts
"Shut up numnuts."
Numnuts by dadmenow December 1, 2017
Numnut is the word my boyfriend uses to describe me. It means retarted, stupid and sped.
me: “Steam is hot”

Boyfriend: “ it wasn’t the steam numnut it was the bag.”
Numnut by Floyd George May 4, 2021

nutnutbuttut 

when you nut in a girls butt, and it goes taught (stretched or pulled tight).
Last night when Meagan and I were hanging out she recommended we do the nutnutbuttut.
nutnutbuttut by owner med January 30, 2022