nutnut

A person who is a bit kookie and whacky or not quite firing on all synapses. Is not meant to be derogatory in nature but as an affectionate observation.

"Has anyone seen my medulla oblongata lying? I can't find it since I put it in the tumble dryer to dry out"
"Nutnut"

by Tania K October 3, 2005

nutnut sandle

A really flamboyant sandle or other type of footwear that only a nutnut would go out in public wearing.

My two hundred and fifty pound African drum teacher was wearing nutnut sandles today.

by LeonB September 5, 2009

numnuts

Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.

"Good job, numnuts!"
-Or-
"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.

by Guler March 11, 2005

Tasty Anal Nutnuggets

When you solidify semen by freezing it into nugget shape, then insert it into a woman's anus, waiting for it to melt and leak out before being served to the man eating ass.

Person 1: Last night, my girl made me some tasty anal nutnuggets, it was great.

Person 2: Damn, I wish my girl would dare to do something more than feet shit.

by One very bendy boi March 18, 2019

netnut

technological hybrid/lowbrid, a loner completely unaware he/she has become one; but has to order out food and take 'washroom breaks' in his/her own home because he/she is afraid of missing some crucial statement typed from across the world...some may have catheters or colostomy bags attached to them..some have beerfridges next to their computers..they don't sleep much 5-10 hours a week..and usually have monetary issues due to the fact they cant hold a job seeing as it may interfere with whats going on online..sad individuals in need of therapy..

we all knew lil susie was a netnut when we smelled the decayin food in her house and saw the ashtrays all full.. it took 5 of us to haul her 300 lb carcass away from the computer and into netdetox

by llynn byrne July 18, 2006

Nutputter

1: Any person who, in the course of giving a handjob, painfully and with great force slams into your balls on the downstroke.

2: Any person who likes and asks for the aforementioned act to be performed on them.

Dude, this total betty slid her hand down my pants at the lake last night, but when she started torquin' it, she kept slamming into my balls! Hella bad nutputter!

I went with Tom to that new bar down the street; little did I know it was an S&M joint, and he was an undercover nutputter!

by TheLastPanker July 9, 2010

Numnut

Numnut (n)This term is usually used to describe one of little intelligence or thought. It originates from the term numb nut meaning that ones nut, or head in this case, is numb i.e. the numnut has little to no activity in the head.

"i sprayed deodorant on my hair this morning and used my hair spray under my arms"
"oh you numnut"

by louisCo April 10, 2006