nurgert 

eating diarrhea from some ones ass like yogurt

person 1 bro why do you got brown on your mouth
person 2 dont worry about it bro i had some nurgert

nurgert by palo da bean February 22, 2024

Nurger 

A black burger.

"Yo, Burger King is out with that new black burger!"
"Shouldn't it be called a Nurger?"

Nurger by glapor February 4, 2019

Nurgery 

Nurgery is the term used by leading cosmetic surgery providers, The Hospital Group for the rise in men and women wanting to tweak their looks by using non invasive treatments such as facial peels, botox, fillers, teeth whitening and laser vein removal.

The rise is attributed to Hollywood A listers looking fresh and natural without looking ‘done’.

During the 80’s and 90’s there was a trend for cosmetic surgery to be prominent and obvious in many TV and movie stars both in the US and the UK, such as Pamela Anderson and Jordan, aka Katie Price. Now many men and women just want a small change to their natural looks, with many treatments available to rejuvenate and reduce ageing signs.

I’m looking a little tired of late, but I don’t want anything too drastic, I’m thinking of having a little nurgery.

Nurgery by Cosmetic surgery experts July 8, 2010

Nurger 

An alternate to nigger or nigga, usually a non-derogatory term referring to a black person or homie.

"Shit Nurger, where you at?! I got some bitches at my pad!"

Nurger by TFE July 26, 2006

nurget 

A wombat-sized mammal, seen only in the sugar-snap fields of Guatemala. Nocturnal. Highly dangerous. Has three teeth, two pointed ones one the bottom and a single venomous spike at the top, aprox 4.3cm long. Will die immediately if attacked by one. Only known cure: cucumber. Peculiar characteristics: only has 1 toe and 2 fingers. Will attack for no apparent reason, groups especially at risk: fat people, ugly people, ginger people (NB if fit into all categories….probably best to avoid Guatemala entirely). They live on a diet of sugar-snap peas and ugly, fat, ginger, stupid people.
First discovered, upon seeing evidence of a nurget bite on a Mr Walter Nurget Stadnik, after whom the creature was named. He has consequently died a slow, excruciatingly painful death. The discovery was made by Nicola Borland, UK, with the help of Jem Lloyd, who played a very minor role in said discovery.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk, there's a large nurget"
"Why is my friend bleeding to death? He must have been bitten by a nurget!"
"Would you care for some sugar-snap peas? No thank you, there might be a nurget hiding amongst them!"

nurget by Professor Richard Postlephwaite September 5, 2008

Fuck Nurget 

The dumb cunt that always eats your chicken nurgets at McDonalds after you bought them.

"I just bought some chicken nurgets but my girlfriend wanted one, and I didn't give it to her. She took it anyway what a fuck nurget."

Fuck Nurget by Cum_Slut_202 November 16, 2019

nurgurt

a nurgurt is a goat from south arabia.

daddy went hunting for the great dirty old nurgurt, as the hurgurts nuts taste good with a creamy sauce.

nurgurt by martyn lynch December 21, 2005