nurget 

A wombat-sized mammal, seen only in the sugar-snap fields of Guatemala. Nocturnal. Highly dangerous. Has three teeth, two pointed ones one the bottom and a single venomous spike at the top, aprox 4.3cm long. Will die immediately if attacked by one. Only known cure: cucumber. Peculiar characteristics: only has 1 toe and 2 fingers. Will attack for no apparent reason, groups especially at risk: fat people, ugly people, ginger people (NB if fit into all categories….probably best to avoid Guatemala entirely). They live on a diet of sugar-snap peas and ugly, fat, ginger, stupid people.
First discovered, upon seeing evidence of a nurget bite on a Mr Walter Nurget Stadnik, after whom the creature was named. He has consequently died a slow, excruciatingly painful death. The discovery was made by Nicola Borland, UK, with the help of Jem Lloyd, who played a very minor role in said discovery.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEk, there's a large nurget"
"Why is my friend bleeding to death? He must have been bitten by a nurget!"
"Would you care for some sugar-snap peas? No thank you, there might be a nurget hiding amongst them!"

nurget by Professor Richard Postlephwaite September 5, 2008

Fuck Nurget 

The dumb cunt that always eats your chicken nurgets at McDonalds after you bought them.

"I just bought some chicken nurgets but my girlfriend wanted one, and I didn't give it to her. She took it anyway what a fuck nurget."

Fuck Nurget by Cum_Slut_202 November 16, 2019

death nugget

A "death nugget" is the final stage that sometimes occurs when "giving birth to Pumbaa" aka when you're on the toilet having a shit and you may have pushed out your main log, but you know there's still a bit left that you're dying to push out to make you feel so much better ... it's the unholy spawn of your colon ... when pushing out this final nugget it will feel like you've just had an exorcism ... the relief afterwards is like how Kif Kroker felt when he finally gave birth on Futurama

I'm waiting to push out this death nugget ... begone unholy spawn, please leave my body, I know you're still in there

death nugget by SM_defined February 18, 2021

steams my nuggets 

A term which describes the feeling of being very annoyed by something in a book, movie or series.

It was coined by the legendary Kelly Beckman on Potterless Podcast.

You know what really steams my nuggets? A philosopher and a sorcerer aren't even the same thing!

steams my nuggets by CantIPotter-notthatone August 24, 2019

Chicken Nugget Scoon 

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

Chicken Nugget Scoon by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018

Tough nuggets

An obnoxious phrase used by old farts to dismiss someone's misery.

The origins of this phrase are unclear, but it is said that a group of old anarchists from New Jersey took it from James Joyce's "Ulysses"

" roguewords, tough nuggets patter in their pockets." from "Ulysses (Chap. 3 - Proteus)"

Mitch: How are you handling this weather, Lindsey?

Lindsay: Not good, I'm from San Diego.

Mitch: Well, tough nuggets to you, kiddo.

Tough nuggets by DavidHarveyRules January 23, 2014

Beau Nugget 

Beau Nugget is a very fat cat who first appeared on "Beau Nugget Starts His Difficult Weight Loss Journey" on Animal Planet. He eats about four times the food of a normal cat. If he does not get enough food, he will scratch on his owner's bedroom door and meow during the night. By some people, Beau Nugget is worshipped like a god.

In The Power Of Beau Nugget, In The Love From Beau Nugget

Beau Nugget by Zahle January 23, 2020