nupton

A word for a simpleton or idiot.
Nup-ton

Dave forgot his shoes he’s such a Nupton.

by Chaitailaimonkey October 30, 2017

Bik Nurton

To ruin a joke. Something unfunny.

Perspon 1: Why'd the pig cross the road?
Person 2: I don't know, why?
Person 1: To get to the other side!
Person 2: Why, was there like pig food or something over there?
Person 1: Dude, you just pulled a Bik Nurton

by chocolatethunder42 June 15, 2011

Benjamin Nutton

Basically reverse roadhead. A girl is operating a vehicle while performing oral sex on the passenger.

A common street whore offered Chuck Nuts a Benjamin Nutton while on the way to a late night Denny's meal while O'Brian on Roids was barking out of the window at bitches on Fee Lane. Lacombe could have been involved in the process but he decided to be a pussy bitch.

by A501 November 16, 2009

nuttonymous

anonymous testicles balls- nuts -knards

thank you daddy for being completely nuttonymous.

by Wirmjams December 30, 2018

Nutton

Sticking one's nose in a partner's belly button in a repeated in and out motion.

Guy: Can i have a blowjob tonight?
Girl: No, but I'll nutton you

by belly fucker December 2, 2013

napton

Napton is a small village located about 8 miles from Royal Leamington Spa, it is a known fact that the average iq score in napton is that of a 5 year old child with learning disability's, not only that everyone is related meaning 99% of its locals are interbred, enter with caution when visiting you will be mugged as everyone is tighter than a nuns minge.

Where is napton

by Fredenser August 31, 2016

nutonator

a person who makes a lot of men jizz inside any of her bodily holes or anywhere on her body in a short amount of time. it must be so good that the male must yell something outloud.

tom:hey did you see that little girl walk by like a bitch

jerry:bruh she is a total nutonator

tom:you're fucking sick
jerry:what she offered, too bad i had to stop the neighbour's had noise complaints.

by Scrotum Slayer July 7, 2016