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One who doesn’t do something that would be funny or cool. Lame. Could doing something real fun but doesn’t. Doesn’t put on a Dino mask.
Wow she’s such a NUMNARD she doesn’t want to put on the Dino mask smh.
Numnard by Numnardsandnumnerds March 20, 2022
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One who doesn’t do something that would be funny or cool. Lame really. Party pooper. Could do something real fun like put on a Dino mask but doesn’t do it.
She’s such a numnard she doesn’t want to put the Dino mask on.
numnard by Numnardsandnumnerds March 20, 2022
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1. A mix of the words "numpty" and "retard"
2. Usually used as a childish insult or an act of stupidity.
1. "Oh my God, Danny, you're such a numtard!"
2. "Yeah that's right, just numtard for someone else..."
Numtard by XPURPLElemonadex May 18, 2009

numbnard 

A person who is a combination of both a numb nuts and retard. ahhh derrrr
I can't believe you didn't hit that, you're a total numbnard.
numbnard by Jenefreq August 17, 2008
Noun. Most commonly used as a term of derision when an otherwise generally intelligent person does something stupid. However, the term is perfectly acceptable for use to describe a generally stupid person who does something stupid.
Don't look at me nutnard, you're the dealer as you could plainly see by the 'Dealer' chip right in front of you.
Nutnard by Blackstacks November 18, 2010
Just do us a fav...and shut up!
Numtard by Shorty July 25, 2004
a very over protective dad that tends to be very annoying at times. he may also be cool sometimes just not about boys.
my dad is a nimnard.
nimnard by chickanimnutnard May 10, 2018
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