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number 3.1 

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself
Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1
number 3.1 by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018
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Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Describing bodily fluids.

Number 1 is urinate.

Number 2 is defecate.

Number 3 is ejaculate.

Number 4 is diarrhea.

Number 5 is crying.

Number 6 is vomit.

Number 7 is bleeding.

Number 8 is doing two or more at the same time.

The shape of the numbers actually give glue to the action.
I went to the toilet to do number 1 and 2 after I did number 3 with my bestie. After eating some bad fish I had to go do number 4. My stomach was so sore is was 5-ing. The fish made me sick so I 6 so many times that I 7. Next thing I know I’m 8 doing 4, 5 and 6 at the same time. So I did Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 😂

numbers 1,2,3 

THEY ARE F***ING NUMBERS!! did you go to kindergarten.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ect
the numbers 1,2,3

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Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...
Hym 😨 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"
Numbers 31 by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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