numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

nubsausage

A variation of the word noob or the word nub

I'll kill that nubsausage with my level 28 broadsword and my cloak of invisability.

by Awesomemans June 11, 2008