nullstalgia

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nostalgia for an idyllic past that never existed

person 1: It would have been nice to be a simple farmer in colonial America.
person 2: With smallpox and slavery? Sounds like nullstalgia to me.

nullstalgia by AveBoids July 13, 2021

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Nutstalgia

The act or pleasure from masturbating to pornography or pornographic images you have not seen for a long period of time.

(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)

Holden Caulfield felt much better about his life after feeling nutstalgia when he used the same issue of Playboy he first found the day he discovered masturbation while cleaning his boarding room's attic.

Nutstalgia by Rm327 April 20, 2010

Related Words

nullstalgia • null-stalgic • Nutstalgia • nustalgia

Nutstalgia

When a group of girls reminisce on past penis experiences.

Girl 1: What's wrong
Girl 2: I'm just having serious nutstalgia right now
Girl 1: Nutstalgia for whom?!
Girl 2: From that one night I hooked up with Kevin Hart
Girl 1: **Shocked**

Nutstalgia by NUTZNBUTTZ March 30, 2015

Nutstalgia

When the nostalgia factor is so great, you nut

"When you pop in a childhood movie you loved and haven't seen in a decade, you feel an instant burst of nutstalgia."

Nutstalgia by hingedurethra April 8, 2019

nustalgia

feelings of nostalgia for an era one has never actually experienced or lived through

The new energy drink from mōcean was designed to invoke nustalgia in Millennials and Gen Z.

nustalgia by xtnvieira February 11, 2025

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026