nullstalgia 

nostalgia for an idyllic past that never existed

person 1: It would have been nice to be a simple farmer in colonial America.
person 2: With smallpox and slavery? Sounds like nullstalgia to me.

nullstalgia by AveBoids July 13, 2021

Nutstalgia

The act or pleasure from masturbating to pornography or pornographic images you have not seen for a long period of time.

(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)

Holden Caulfield felt much better about his life after feeling nutstalgia when he used the same issue of Playboy he first found the day he discovered masturbation while cleaning his boarding room's attic.

Nutstalgia by Rm327 April 20, 2010

Nutstalgia

When a group of girls reminisce on past penis experiences.

Girl 1: What's wrong
Girl 2: I'm just having serious nutstalgia right now
Girl 1: Nutstalgia for whom?!
Girl 2: From that one night I hooked up with Kevin Hart
Girl 1: **Shocked**

Nutstalgia by NUTZNBUTTZ March 30, 2015

Nutstalgia

When the nostalgia factor is so great, you nut

"When you pop in a childhood movie you loved and haven't seen in a decade, you feel an instant burst of nutstalgia."

Nutstalgia by hingedurethra April 8, 2019

nustalgia 

feelings of nostalgia for an era one has never actually experienced or lived through

The new energy drink from mōcean was designed to invoke nustalgia in Millennials and Gen Z.

nustalgia by xtnvieira February 11, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019