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someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.
Holyboy was such a nubtard when he suicided his army against me.
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A common name for a young gamer, who makes stupid, immature or vandalistic acts. Usually in an MMORPG. When in a group, a Gaggle of Nubtards
Player 1: Finally! My Guild temple is complete!
(turns back to walk away)
Nubtard : HA! PW3ND!! (spray paints a phallic image on the temple door and flees)
Player 1: Damn those Freakin' nubtards....
Nubtard by 12 ounce February 21, 2008

Nubstacle 

a Nub-Obstacle. A common task that a person considers to be a major obstacle challenge to them, but others can perform said task without having to think about how do it. The Nub consistently required assistance with these tasks that are considered to be basic and he is threfore stuck on a Nubstacle.
A person is trying to fill their car up with gas and is having trouble getting the gas door open. They have been prying at the gas door with no success. This is a Nubstacle for them. The person on the other side of the gas pump comes over and shows them the gas door release lever inside of the car. they appreciate the help but them realize what a fool they have made of theirself.
Nubstacle by Fyreant February 14, 2012
Something or someone that acts like a "retard" but really is not.
Nathan, Stop acting like a nubtard. Go ride the short bus.
nubtard by reeky clan December 28, 2005
A pungent slime that seeps from ones anus. Nustard can be either a liquid, dry flakes or powdery fecal matter.

Nustard build up when one refrain's from showering and or cleaning fecal matter from the anus.
Can you see that nustard stain on her pants?

Damn smells like nustard out here.

Wow your face resembles a pile of old nustard.
nustard by Henry Faber January 4, 2008
Derogative of the word newb or noob.

Basically has the same meaning.
Why r u reading this u silly nubster?
nubster by chris2134 June 25, 2008
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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