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nubtard
someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.
nubtard by tuxed0 of irc.netgamers.org February 21, 2005
Nubtard
A common name for a young gamer, who makes stupid, immature or vandalistic acts. Usually in an MMORPG. When in a group, a Gaggle of Nubtards
Nubstacle
a Nub-Obstacle. A common task that a person considers to be a major obstacle challenge to them, but others can perform said task without having to think about how do it. The Nub consistently required assistance with these tasks that are considered to be basic and he is threfore stuck on a Nubstacle.
A person is trying to fill their car up with gas and is having trouble getting the gas door open. They have been prying at the gas door with no success. This is a Nubstacle for them. The person on the other side of the gas pump comes over and shows them the gas door release lever inside of the car. they appreciate the help but them realize what a fool they have made of theirself.
nubtard
nubtard by reeky clan December 28, 2005
nustard
A pungent slime that seeps from ones anus. Nustard can be either a liquid, dry flakes or powdery fecal matter.
Nustard build up when one refrain's from showering and or cleaning fecal matter from the anus.
Nustard build up when one refrain's from showering and or cleaning fecal matter from the anus.
Can you see that nustard stain on her pants?
Damn smells like nustard out here.
Wow your face resembles a pile of old nustard.
Damn smells like nustard out here.
Wow your face resembles a pile of old nustard.
nustard by Henry Faber January 4, 2008
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