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Nubetard 

A term for a person which is so stupid, that a term had to be assigned to he/she.
Wow Nate, you're such a nubetard.
Nubetard by Number9.14159265 February 8, 2010
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someone who is a cross between a n00b and a retard. a nub-tard. Usually used in extreme cases of n00bism or retardedness in gaming-circles.
Holyboy was such a nubtard when he suicided his army against me.
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A common name for a young gamer, who makes stupid, immature or vandalistic acts. Usually in an MMORPG. When in a group, a Gaggle of Nubtards
Player 1: Finally! My Guild temple is complete!
(turns back to walk away)
Nubtard : HA! PW3ND!! (spray paints a phallic image on the temple door and flees)
Player 1: Damn those Freakin' nubtards....
Nubtard by 12 ounce February 21, 2008
Something or someone that acts like a "retard" but really is not.
Nathan, Stop acting like a nubtard. Go ride the short bus.
nubtard by reeky clan December 28, 2005

nubletard 

A further classification of noob, in this case a combination of nublet and tard meaning a retarded noob.
"what the fuck are you doing nubletard?" -Barbarossa, after seeing someone do something incredibly stupid or otherwise nonsensical. (I came up with the word quite a few years ago, and unfortunately it's use is merited frequently.)
nubletard by Barbarossa6969 December 5, 2007
Someone who is a fucking moron also see Fixx .
Omg, did you see that nubtard? what was his name? Fixx?
Nubtard by Cheez March 22, 2003
A AA/MoH player like Desant...
Desant you NUBTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
nubtard by Tzan February 20, 2004
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