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nub chub 

A small boner, usually one that resembles something knobby.
"I was going to hit that until she saw my nub chub."
nub chub by Jake Adams November 7, 2007
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nub chub 

A combination of the words noob and chobo. Used mainly by one who emerges victorious keeps calm while the opponent flames.
opponent: YOU FUCKING TOWUR ABYUSENG NOOBZEORS
victorious player: gg nub chub ^^
nub chub by ctrl-z October 7, 2004

Wub Nub Chubbed 

When ur ewok cock gets its spring sprungfrom that spicy senorita siphoe
This siphoe layin back like dat gonna...too late. I got wub nub chubbed
Wub Nub Chubbed by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021

chubby nub 

A fat person with chubby fat fingers like sausages
chubby nub by nummy yummy tummy July 25, 2016

chubbs my nub 

Said between grown men. To excite, or get excited.
Aaron: "That chick is hella hot!"
Bruce: "Chubbs my nub!"
chubbs my nub by Ragsalicious December 17, 2013

chubs your nub 

female equivalent of phrase 'floats your boat'
Lesbian A: Faaaaaarrrr... Jessica's so hot - especially with that jagged new haircut I just want to lick her from head to toe!

Lesbian B: Are you kidding?! She looks like a punk version of Justin Bieber. Well, whatever chubs your nub I guess...
chubs your nub by outtadaloop December 27, 2011
A nubchub is a short fat thing or person. It is similar to a stub, which is a lump, except round on top and flat on bottom, like a cylinder but round on top. Nubchubs are fatter than nubs or stubs. Nubchubs are also considered short fat people, under 5'6" and over 250lbs.
Ex #1:

Alana: Look at that guy over there!
Eve: Yeah hes so short!
Alana: Fat too!
Eve: He looks like a stub.
Alana: Yeah a fat stub.
Eve: Hes a Nub Chub!

Ex #2:

May: Aww, that silly band looks like a nub!
Thadius: That silly band is just a "D" turned on its flat side.
May: It is sooo a nub.
Thadius: Nooo.

May: Your right its not a nub, its a nubchub!
Thadius: Whatever........
Nubchub by lanamay7123 August 31, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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