nub chub

A small boner, usually one that resembles something knobby.

"I was going to hit that until she saw my nub chub."

by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

nub chub

A combination of the words noob and chobo. Used mainly by one who emerges victorious keeps calm while the opponent flames.

opponent: YOU FUCKING TOWUR ABYUSENG NOOBZEORS
victorious player: gg nub chub ^^

by ctrl-z October 7, 2004

Wub Nub Chubbed

When ur ewok cock gets its spring sprungfrom that spicy senorita siphoe

This siphoe layin back like dat gonna...too late. I got wub nub chubbed

by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021

chubby nub

A fat person with chubby fat fingers like sausages

Your a chubby nub

by nummy yummy tummy July 25, 2016

chubbs my nub

Said between grown men. To excite, or get excited.

Aaron: "That chick is hella hot!"
Bruce: "Chubbs my nub!"

by Ragsalicious December 17, 2013

chubs your nub

female equivalent of phrase 'floats your boat'

Lesbian A: Faaaaaarrrr... Jessica's so hot - especially with that jagged new haircut I just want to lick her from head to toe!

Lesbian B: Are you kidding?! She looks like a punk version of Justin Bieber. Well, whatever chubs your nub I guess...

by outtadaloop December 27, 2011

Nubchub

A nubchub is a short fat thing or person. It is similar to a stub, which is a lump, except round on top and flat on bottom, like a cylinder but round on top. Nubchubs are fatter than nubs or stubs. Nubchubs are also considered short fat people, under 5'6" and over 250lbs.

Ex #1:

Alana: Look at that guy over there!
Eve: Yeah hes so short!
Alana: Fat too!
Eve: He looks like a stub.
Alana: Yeah a fat stub.
Eve: Hes a Nub Chub!

Ex #2:

May: Aww, that silly band looks like a nub!
Thadius: That silly band is just a "D" turned on its flat side.
May: It is sooo a nub.
Thadius: Nooo.

May: Your right its not a nub, its a nubchub!
Thadius: Whatever........

by lanamay7123 August 31, 2010