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A nubchub is a short fat thing or person. It is similar to a stub, which is a lump, except round on top and flat on bottom, like a cylinder but round on top. Nubchubs are fatter than nubs or stubs. Nubchubs are also considered short fat people, under 5'6" and over 250lbs.
Ex #1:

Alana: Look at that guy over there!
Eve: Yeah hes so short!
Alana: Fat too!
Eve: He looks like a stub.
Alana: Yeah a fat stub.
Eve: Hes a Nub Chub!

Ex #2:

May: Aww, that silly band looks like a nub!
Thadius: That silly band is just a "D" turned on its flat side.
May: It is sooo a nub.
Thadius: Nooo.

May: Your right its not a nub, its a nubchub!
Thadius: Whatever........
Nubchub by lanamay7123 August 31, 2010
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nub chub 

A small boner, usually one that resembles something knobby.
"I was going to hit that until she saw my nub chub."
nub chub by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

nubclubscrubsandwhich

Exactly what it says.
You're a nubclubscrubsandwhich, straight up.
nubclubscrubsandwhich by Meeek January 29, 2008

Nubchuck 

A cuter way of calling somebody a Noob.
Joanne: Omg I am actually so fucking damn awesome.
Anthony: No. You're a stinkin' Nubchuck.
Nubchuck by aytee May 9, 2011

nub chub 

A combination of the words noob and chobo. Used mainly by one who emerges victorious keeps calm while the opponent flames.
opponent: YOU FUCKING TOWUR ABYUSENG NOOBZEORS
victorious player: gg nub chub ^^
nub chub by ctrl-z October 7, 2004

Nubchunder 

He pulled out and dumped his nubchunder all over her hot buns.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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