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NTSFS
ntsfs by X.pandaa.X January 29, 2014
Words you can keep
"Not Safe For Straights", a tag mostly used on twitter by gay people, used during and before Pride Month, users are not allowed to post any straight content under their tweets, or the kpop stans will go after you.

It started as a mockery of "Not Safe For Ramadan", but is now widely used across twitter and is now yearly occurrences.
Yo not cool bro my name says right there (NSFS), why are you replying with men fucking pussies on my tweets?
NSFS by TheZetaSeries April 17, 2020
Related Words
ntsfs NTFS nsfseok nsfsi NSFSJW nsfsp ntsfas NTSFO Big NTFS nsf
1) An abreviation for Not Too Fucking Smart

2) May also refer to the New Technology File System. The file system introduced with Windows NT to replace the File Allocation Table (FAT) system. Used by Windows NT, 2000, XP, Vista, Server 2003, and Server 2008
Guy 1: Man, Jenny is NTFS,
Guy 2: Yeah, she won't stop babling about how The Hills is "sooo true!"

Guy 3: Should I reformat my new harddrive as NTFS or would I loose all my porn?
Nerd: NTFS isn't that huge of an improvement. Besides, everyone knows Linux is way better for storing, sorting and categorizing your porn!
ntfs by Sheepe January 30, 2008
Now That's Some Funny Ass Shit. Used primarily on emails, forums, and test messaging.
In response to a hilarious comment, you respond: NTSFAS!
ntsfas by Holy Terror December 15, 2008
Known as the number one SIMP of Jung Hoseok, instagram editor (bts related), and of course talks a lot about him.. you know who I mean.
“did you see nsfseok’s recent edit? not surprised that it was about jhope
“here goes nsfseok talking about jhope again”
nsfseok by Nsfseok August 22, 2021
Not safe for school, like NSFW, but not safe for school instead of work.
Guys, check this site out... Careful though, its NSFS
NSFS by Anuj Saraswat June 9, 2005
Word of the Day on June 27, 2005
Not Safe For Social Justice Warriors.

Social Justice Warriors include the likes of feminists and people that care about multiculturalism and political correctness. These warriors don't usually fight for the cause itself, but rather for personal attention.
Dude 1: Bro, your house doesn't have a road between the laundry room and the kitchen; why does your girlfriend have a driver's license again?

Dude 2: HOLY SHIT BRO, THAT'S SO NSFSJW

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Dude at the bar: I just walked past a guy that said he took his foot off the back of a nigger's head. This bar should seriously have a NSFSJW out front.
NSFSJW by feministslikeanal September 11, 2016
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