NPSIS

school expect you to become doctor/engineer/scientist. nothing else. people here think they're mafia boss. bullying is very popular. you need eye surgery after u see sec sch principal fashion sense. canteen food very expensive, seems like they're oil company. rumors here turn into life-changing moments. IB = coffee + no sleep + depression. too much pressure on academics, - makes students wanna run away from home. gardening in nps best in singapore. principal has load of attitude. dance teacher tortures student until dont break bones. senior co-ordinator is old witch. furniture breaks when anybody heavier than 40kg sits on it. people always roaming around cuz they dont know which class they're in. most projectors don't work. wifi sucks. mandarin teacher should be banned from school. computers take forever to load.

Riya: which school ru in?
Arush: NPSIS.
Riya: oh um best of luck.

NPSIS by badgirl42069 August 21, 2021

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The school that expects you to get into Harvard or Oxford but they don't even finish the syllabus before the exam. Everyone thinks they're so cool yet they go to a school which doesn't even have cement walls. They expect you to pay 1k if u break a $2 door with a force of 2N. The food is expensive and we're all broke. The food isn't even that good. Teachers bully. Bit*hes think theyr'e so hot please yall look so fuc*ing ugly, but hey here in nps ugly stands for Unique, Gifted, Lovable, You!!!! if miss Bh*rati is your mathematics teacher might as well quit school n start byjus or some shit, anything is better.They take anyone who can kick a ball onto the soccer team ?? Hindi teachers should be cancelled. I just wanna run far away and hopefully run off the world some day. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Aditya: FUCK ME!
Aditi: Wait which school do you go to again ?
Aditya: NPSIS
Aditi: OH! Never Mind...

npsis by blabbacabbage August 24, 2021

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broke ass indian school in the middle of nowhere. some 1000 indian kids and 1 poor white guy having to bear the chaos of the indian population. principal is total dhamal. walking around resting hands on his basketball of a tummy. PE teachers are as tall as they are wide and tell us to run faster it seems. girls football team takes anyone who has the great ability to touch football with their foot. library is filled with smut. 6 teachers not even qualified to teach go check faculty website. hindi teachers call us failures when theyre the ones in this school. only one business studies teacher in the department because who tf would waste their mba to be wherever tf this place is. mandarin teacher should be banned from 7 continents and the pacific ocean. some guy punched a hole in the wall and newspaper started falling out of it. syllabus never finished before because teachers want to talk about their falling marriage it seems. f word b word all that written on chairs and tables but if you say 'shut up' you have to stand at the dustbin for 45 minutes. keep telling us to do charity work but we all know where all that actually goes. at least use it to fix the broken toilet seats and windows instead of putting blame and all that. every time a toilet cubicle opens another one closes. wow how convenient. yah so in conclusion dont go here if your parents ever bring it up RUN FAST AND FAR DO NOT TURN BACK.

peter: IS THAT A NEW PIMPLE?!?!?!
henry: i hope your parents put you in npsis.

NPSIS by 3hf0i3hf034hutf2jv2o September 2, 2022