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ball is not life 

This is a phrase you say to your basketball obsessed friend who says ball is life a lot.
"can you come over to my house? No, I am playing basketball. Ball is not life dude "
ball is not life by YoloWalrusSOS November 8, 2017

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Not my life 

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you
Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

this is not real life 

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

trust me with your life not with your wife 

Not about that life 

If someone says they're 'not about that life' it means that they don't or won't do something relating to that subject. It can be used in a variety of contexts and can be about a lot of things but it mostly used to reject someone inviting you to do something because you don't agree with it/don't like what they're doing/just don't want to.

It can also be edited to fit the purpose more by adding in a word before the word life to describe what kind of life said person is not about.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey, I'm having a Sexy Party this weekend, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah, I'm not about that life. I'm sure you'll be coming enough for the both of us.

Example 2-
Person: Want to take a picture with me?
Person 2: Nope, I'm not about that selfie life.