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When the mic is touching your nose
"My mic is doing the nostrich right now".
Nostrich by Flurple snurple January 2, 2017
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Someone who is not quite right. An idiot. Person who tends to talk alot of shite and/or dresses ridiculously; seeretard or windowlicker.
"Shut the fuck up you fuckin' notright"
"Look at the state of that notright, looking at everything with his head - all dressed up for his Indian head massgae"
notright by Jimmy Flambay December 10, 2003
A ostrich nostril, but can be used as a insult
You are such a nostrich
Nostrich by Camsimmastar June 11, 2018
when you're dumb enough to classify for a hardwood dining table and misspell the word 'nostril' at two in the morning and hate every ounce of your brain cell with passion
'hey look i can sing with my mouth closed.'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'
A special species of ostrich that is capable of using nitrous.
nostrich by Tristan Summers August 19, 2016

NotRichard 

He's that guy that makes amongus jokes and always makes the smps. (real)
"Hey, wanna hear a joke that NotRichard told me?"
"Sure."
"Amog ur balls in yo jaws"
NotRichard by PeeMan3 December 5, 2021