North Fork

Piece of crap town a few miles away from Oakhurst, California. The people are mostly white-trash and run meth labs. Has nothing to offer.

"Im gonna head back up the hill"
"You're gonna go where??"
"North Fork"
"HAHAHA Dude you're poor. Go get those ugly mountain hoes."

by Bellaaaaaa August 18, 2008

North Fork Native

It is a self designation for someone who is from the North Fork of Long Island with roots that are so old they are untraceable or someone who graduated a local north fork high school and still lives in the area.

"Those North Fork Native bumper stickers sure make these city folk back off!"
"Them North Fork Natives taste just like chicken!"
"John Doe is a true North Fork Native he has never been west of Riverhead,"

by Firemaneast April 3, 2013

Grand forks, North Dakota

A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.

"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "

by Troll2017 December 20, 2017

Northford

A quiet, very sheltered little town in CT. Actually, not even a town...a village in the town of North Branford, CT. Northford is the slightly classier, more ritzy part of North Branford. Mostly kids have been going to school together since kindergarten, hang out in the dumb center of town where Dunkin Donuts, Subway, My Beach Tanning Salon, and Mobile Gas Station are located, and basically have no lives outside of that.
Pretty catty, very dramatic, very "towny"esque. Part of New Haven County, and located between North Haven, Wallingford, and Durham. SO BORING. Believe me, I live here.

Whoaaaa bro I'm so painfully bored it's like I'm in Northford or something.

by sj22 December 27, 2010

Northford

The lamest town in CT. Located between Branford and Wallingford. Made up of small farms, cows, and italians. A lot of house and wood parties where everyone gets drunk. Its an easy place to score pot. People hang out at the Dunkin Donuts because they have nothing better to do. The guys think tend to spike their hair and go tanning. The my new haircut video makes fun of the guys in Northford. Most of the girls are trashy and try to wear the least amount of clothes possible. Its cool to hang out in downtown New Haven and go clubbing. Most kids dont leave for college and stay local like UCONN or Southern. The highschool sucks and the kids aren't that smart. Because its such a lame town all the kids just party and have sex.

wow Tony is so northford he's totally on roids

by freeppl February 2, 2009