Brought into play when one person rejects the romantic advances of another, so as to remind the other that attraction (or lack thereof) is a state resulting from complex and immutable socio- psycho- and biochemical phenomena, and not in fact a value judgment on which offense should be taken.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'