Nowrooz’s passionate love for Formula 1 exceeds beyond his love for anything else, even for his girlfriend. He speaks with pride for his big dick but this may be concerning as it may always seem like a dick measuring contest around him. However, he will only keep his dick available to be sucked by his lord king Lance Stroll. Nowrooz is very complexed about his emotions and it may sometimes come as if you are speaking to a robot. Even his unibrow seems like he’s hiding an antenna up there. Nowrooz only listens to KPOP. He aspires to become like Lisa from BLACKPINK and inspire the world with his KPOP beatilicious voice and empower the world.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'