noofty

word used to describe someone who is a total fuckhead

dogs don’t have whiskers, yes they do you fucking noofty

by marylanesixothree September 26, 2020

Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

by ST212 February 23, 2010

Noofter

A homosexual man.

(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"

by Ses101 May 19, 2015

noofter

Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"

by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007

nooty booty

A word that is used to emphasize a point.

Lit. Something equivalent to the mass of one noot.

That was hard as nooty booties.

Wanna go chill nooty booty ?

by nootybootyman February 26, 2011

poody noopty

the act of using your hand to manually pull stools out of your anus

"I just made poody noopty and now my hands smell really bad."

by makaw199isKOOL February 24, 2010

nofty

the art of being awesome

that party last night was so nofty

by guitarplayer93 September 30, 2011