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word used to describe someone who is a total fuckhead

dogs don’t have whiskers, yes they do you fucking noofty

noofty by marylanesixothree September 26, 2020

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Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

Noofty Poofty by ST212 February 23, 2010

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Noofter

A homosexual man.

(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"

Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015

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noofter

Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"

noofter by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007

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nooty booty

A word that is used to emphasize a point.

Lit. Something equivalent to the mass of one noot.

That was hard as nooty booties.

Wanna go chill nooty booty ?

nooty booty by nootybootyman February 26, 2011

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poody noopty

the act of using your hand to manually pull stools out of your anus

"I just made poody noopty and now my hands smell really bad."

poody noopty by makaw199isKOOL February 24, 2010

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nofty

the art of being awesome

that party last night was so nofty

nofty by guitarplayer93 September 30, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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