noofty

word used to describe someone who is a total fuckhead

dogs don’t have whiskers, yes they do you fucking noofty

by marylanesixothree September 27, 2020

Noofty Poofty

The act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. Usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.

Bill: "NOOFTY POOFTY!!!"

Dave: "Ahhh! Me leg!!!"

Bill: "Haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!"

Dave: "You shit."

by ST212 February 23, 2010