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that noofy is so dumb
noofy by 0Tinks July 2, 2022
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noofy • Noof • noony • nooby • noogy • noopy • noofa • nooky • Noory • Neofytos
(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"
Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015
The opposite of a Chad - typically in reference to a low testosterone, effeminate beta male with dyed hair and/or feminine accessories. Can also be used as a descriptor for the 'Incel' - another type of beta male often characterized by their poor hygiene (and appearance), misogyny, misanthropy, and mental illness. The word itself, 'Noody', is a variation of the English word 'Noddy', a stupid person or individual.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you see that pink-haired incel try hitting on that girl?"

Guy 2: "That was a guy? It looked like a woman with bad teeth to me."

Guy 1: "I know, right? What a Noody!"
Noody by ANoddyMan March 10, 2022
Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.
"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"
noofter by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007
To grab someone around the neck with your arm, pull their head against your body (thus subduing them), make your other hand into a fist, and grate your knuckles painfully against their scalp. If you're sneaky enough, grabbing them around the neck may not be necessary.

A favorite tactic among bullies and older siblings.
Hey! Don't give me a noogy! It breaks my hair! - My sister
noogy by noogyman February 9, 2005

George Noory 

George Noory; syndicated late night infomercial personality, host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM

noun
- a mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

verb
- carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- make or be prone to making many mistakes
Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a George Noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.
George Noory by FairyGirl25 May 21, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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