noodlemeat 

Limp dick . still soft after multiple attempts to create an erection

Amber tried hooking up with Ryan but she said he had a bad case of noodlemeat .

noodlemeat by Poisonivyxoxo12 October 8, 2015

oprah noodlemantra

Another name for actor Johnny Depp.

In the movie 'Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare' Johnny was credited as Oprah Noodlemantra.

oprah noodlemantra by Humiliated Grape February 18, 2005

noodlehead

Term of endearment for knuckleheaded children.

"Come here, you little noodleheads, and give me a hug!"

noodlehead by Ellen Meadows December 4, 2003

noodleman 

male, typically white, who likes to wrestle with naked men and is uber sweet!

I love Noodleman, even if he does like Paul

noodleman by nunchucker December 9, 2003

Noodlemacher 

Someone who is commonly found not using their noodle for an extensive amount of time whilst doing something that makes them appear to be somewhat noodlish. The progression of noodle.

That guy over there just licked his own face, what a noodlemacher.

Noodlemacher by Geschkinator October 21, 2010

Noodlehead

A person who is acting goofy, looks goofy or something is out of sorts with that person in that moment in time.

Guy: Do you want to go out tonight.
Girl: I'd rather stay in. I look like a noodlehead right now.

Noodlehead by Ilovebville August 1, 2017

Noodlemantaro 

The elusive master of Ninjitsu and Noodle-war.
Noodlemantaro uses a variety of noodle foods as weapons, and can often be seen swooning over Heather from Silent Hill.
Noodlemantaro often comes out of his battles as the victor, although I heard once that some guy named Christetzuken beat him up...

When Noodlemantaro is not fighting crime... and not swooning over Heather, he can be found in his neat and tidy room (Or Noodle-Lair), eating a bowl of noodles, and playing some Grade-A video game.

Noodlemantaro's true identity is not known, but there are rumours floating around that his first name is something really goofy that starts with an L, and that is why he decided to disguise himself.

Noodlemantaro has possession of a small, dragon-like sculpture which he calls Bahamut. This may be the source of his awesome power.

Noodlemantaro was trained by the wise old Noodle-Sage from a young age. Noodlemantaro seeks revenge upon the one who killed his Noodle-Sage Sensei, and won't stop until he finds the killer.

Noodlemantaro by Therindos July 16, 2008